Thursday, August 19, 2004

I don't want to know anything about Paris Hilton's life

Paris Hilton is high on my list of people about whom I know more than I ever wanted. Mass media feeds us a great deal of useless information, but the details of the personal lives of Ms. Hilton, Justin Timberlake, Jessica Simpson, Jennifer Lopez, Britney Spears, Ethan Hawke, etc. must be among the most useless information that we get bombarded with.

I found out today that Paris Hilton's dog is no longer missing. What a relief.

Conrad Hilton would have been so proud.

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